There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
