You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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