I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize