is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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