No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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