I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
where am i from again
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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