Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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