What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
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