is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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