Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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