R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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