Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Randomize