Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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