She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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