spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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