OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Randomize
