We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
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