That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
Why is your signature on my underwear?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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