This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Randomize