I murdered the dance floor call the cops
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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