Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
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