yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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