i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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