brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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