i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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