I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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