the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Whip out the absinthe and the taquitos, this motherfucker just passed the bar.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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