We're like a lot better than the average bears
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Its about making memories worth repressing
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
I party with great urgency now.
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