That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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