i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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