first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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