We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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