If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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