? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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