thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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