is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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