Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I am mentally ready for anal.
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