I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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