He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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