I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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