he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
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