bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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