Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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