You really coming over, don't trick.
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Drunk walkin through police station. America
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
MIDGETS
????
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
Randomize
