he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Your cock deserves a montage
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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