kristin has been a bad kristin
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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