She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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