You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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