I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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