Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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