what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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