He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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