Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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