Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
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