Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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