he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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