He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
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