I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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